stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

copyrlght:

when you try your best

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but you dont succeed

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REGISTRATION COMPLETE AND SUCCESSFUL

WOOOHOOOOO

So relieved omfg I can breathe again

carrrot:

carrrot:

I actually just heard someone say “that’s gay” in the “oh that sucks or that’s lame” type way, not the no homo way. Like what the fuck. I’ve not heard anyone in RL say that shit since I was like 16, I swear to God. I thought people were done with that????? Like didn’t Hilary Duff put an end to that years ago???? Maybe I’ve been in a bubble idk wtf

There is such a douchey set of people sitting next to me rn omg

SO DOUCHEY

carrrot:

I actually just heard someone say “that’s gay” in the “oh that sucks or that’s lame” type way, not the no homo way. Like what the fuck. I’ve not heard anyone in RL say that shit since I was like 16, I swear to God. I thought people were done with that????? Like didn’t Hilary Duff put an end to that years ago???? Maybe I’ve been in a bubble idk wtf

There is such a douchey set of people sitting next to me rn omg

I register for fall classes at 11 and the closer it gets the more nervous I get ugghhhhh I hope none of my classes fill up before I get a seat

breakingnews:

Lupita Nyong’o named People’s Most Beautiful Person
TODAY: Lupita Nyong’o is People’s Most Beautiful person for 2014, the magazine revealed Wednesday morning on TODAY. The Oscar winner with the perfect smile and the style to match beams from a cover that promises “her inspiring story.”
Follow more entertainment news at Breaking News
Photo: Getty Images via NBCNews.com

breakingnews:

Lupita Nyong’o named People’s Most Beautiful Person

TODAY: Lupita Nyong’o is People’s Most Beautiful person for 2014, the magazine revealed Wednesday morning on TODAY. The Oscar winner with the perfect smile and the style to match beams from a cover that promises “her inspiring story.”

Follow more entertainment news at Breaking News

Photo: Getty Images via NBCNews.com

superfizz:

mruff1122:

@robertdowneyJr Bros.

Signal boost for RDJ to pose with Chris Evans. (i.e. making out). 

superfizz:

mruff1122:

@robertdowneyJr Bros.

Signal boost for RDJ to pose with Chris Evans. (i.e. making out). 

officialsamwinchester:

has this been done yet